January 2012
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“Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.”
– Excerpt from 2012 Presidential Debate (via textposter)
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Stuff that makes Britta Perry TV's best feminist...
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Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
This is a Title.: You Want a Physicist to Speak at... →
thereisafish:
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of…
This is a Title.: who wants to open up a... →
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amenaza:
anglofile:
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victoryjobs:
it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
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Vodka Karenina
“Everyone carries a shadow, and the less it is embodied in the individual’s...”
– Carl Jung (via suckitandsea)
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“There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world...”
– Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
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“I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”
– Vincent Van Gogh (via suckitandsea)
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
