• When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
Oct 21st / Tagged: like SAME / 325,701 notes †
torridgristle:

A transparent little grey cat.

torridgristle:

A transparent little grey cat.

Oct 20th / Tagged: so cute katze / 10,344 notes †

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Oct 20th / Tagged: okay but look how good niall looks niall horan boyfriend one direction devil children / 2,383 notes †

Oct 20th / Tagged: we saw a band and the guy held his drumsticks like squiward in his cast so i literally quoted this scene over and over instead of listening to them they were also really bad great story caroline spongebob / 61,201 notes †

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

Oct 20th / Tagged: harry potter for real doe / 102,195 notes †
awwww-cute:

Hiding under the bed from the big bad vacuum monster

awwww-cute:

Hiding under the bed from the big bad vacuum monster

Oct 20th / Tagged: katze / 1,400 notes †
growingwildly:

have a wonderful day : )

growingwildly:

have a wonderful day : )

Oct 20th / Tagged: haim / 570 notes †

largeandlovely:

It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.

Oct 20th / 16,432 notes †
Oct 20th / Tagged: katze / 37,500 notes †
Oct 20th / Tagged: frank ocean is a gift frank ocean / 7,917 notes †

She’s my best friend.

Oct 20th / Tagged: my heart lydia martin holland roden allison argent crystal reed teen wolf / 2,568 notes †
Oct 20th / Tagged: katze / 63,267 notes †
Today, the 70th day of this nightmare, some may wonder why we have yet to stop – to stop chanting, stop marching, stop occupying .
But we have not yet found peace because we do not yet know justice. Therefore we, together with our allies, will continue to occupy the streets and the American consciousness until the book is closed.
An American Horror Story: An Open Letter from Ferguson Protesters and Allies (Oct. 17) Oct 20th / 2,218 notes †
naomihitme:

#TBT: Naomi by Matthew Rolston (1994)

naomihitme:

#TBT: Naomi by Matthew Rolston (1994)

Oct 20th / Tagged: naomi campbell make up fashion / 2,130 notes †

"I don’t take fame too seriously- I was there when I was a loser, and I’m here now, when I’m less of a loser.."

Oct 19th / Tagged: lorde / 15,208 notes †

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