- perosn: are you thirsty
- othe rperson: a bit
- thurston moore: i am thirsty more
- voldemort: im back
- harry: chill
wouldn’t it be cool if the person u wanted to be with also wanted to be with u
The Vaccines—Post Break-Up Sex
- Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
- Baby: b...b-...
- Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
- Baby: B-B...
- Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
- Baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
- Mother: W-...W-
- Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
- Mother: I-I--
- Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
- Mother: ...
- Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
• doesnt understand the gaza confict
• kind of an asshole
”i paint myself because i am so often alone”
- *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
- friend: you good?
- *i look up slowly*
- me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
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